What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
