What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
