therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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