youre lurking in front of me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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