was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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