Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have feelings that need drinking.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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