hotel room ftw
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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