She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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