when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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