I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Come on in and take your pants off
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