My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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