and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Your penis caused this!
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