You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
is wine microwaveable?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
