I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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