That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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