Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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