i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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