this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
50% drunk capacity currently
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
How does it feel to date your dad?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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