At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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