Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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