I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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