I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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