Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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