So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i already hear my dad disowning me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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