on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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