i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You pole danced in your parka.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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