think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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