there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
no you cant smoke seaweed
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
not ubering you a puppy
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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