I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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