we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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