Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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