Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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