i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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