Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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