I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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