Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
There are leaves in my underwear?
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