So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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