This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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