All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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