I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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