I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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