It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i think im in europe. pls send help
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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