Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Couch. On fire.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
