My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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