yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
