You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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