i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
There are leaves in my underwear?
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