its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
