How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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