How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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